Paul took the Pokememe list and transcended the boundaries of it into this.
Here’s Paul’s:

Here’s mine:

Paul took the Pokememe list and transcended the boundaries of it into this.
Here’s Paul’s:

Here’s mine:


The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there’s a heart).
There’s a heart
A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.
There’s a face
Of somebody who needs you.
Eveywhere you look,
When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
PERSONA FUCKING HIJACK:

Ugh, why did this show even exist? As if the thing I was really missing and need to watch on TV is overweight white trash with life issues. If I wanted to see that, I’d just go to Walmart.
SUP BITCHES IT’S FAMILY MATTERS TIME

PERSONA HIJACK: Fuck Family Matters, it’s fucking TOOL TIME!!!!!!!!

PAUL JACKBACK:
Yo back up now and give a brother room
The fuse is lit and Im about to go boom
Mercy mercy mercy me
My life is a cage but on stage Im free
Hyped up syched up ready for wilin
Standing in a crowd of girls like an island
I see the one I wanna sic come here cutie
I flip em around and then I work that booty
Work the body work work the body
Slow down girl youre bout to hurt somebody
Oh and yo lets get just one thing clear
Theres only one reason why I came here
Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go
